I am sitting in the Lacy Hotel lobby waiting for the line at the check-in to subside a little. This place is absolutely outstanding - so much glamour and ritz!
My four older sisters, Yolanda, Giselle, Pamela. and Wanda sent me here on an all expenses paid vacation to 'meet horny girls' (their words). I guess they forgave me for trying on their clothes when I was home alone. Boy what a ruckus that was when Giselle and Pamela came home and found me decked out in Yolanda's pink dress and stockings and one of my mother's wigs! I just wanted to be like them for one day.
They gave me a great big send off and were smiling at each other and said 'Go get laid Jeremy'. What wonderful sisters!