Who goes to the gym at 6.30 in the morning?
The delightful, health-loving waitress Steffy does, that's who. Today anyway. There's no media for this momentous event, in fact there's hardly anyone around at all.
But, as the hotel never sleeps, the doors are open, and everything is ready for use.
All it needs is the early birds coming for their own good!
Oh, there's an envelope taped to the door on the way, with one word on the outside in a fine calligraphic hand.
What it needs now is an intrepid seeker of enlightenment, maybe one called Steffy, to open the envelope.