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OH WICKED WANDA the rich heiress to the Von Kreesus forture has conjured up a heavy brew of "creme de la cum" liquor. This is a Super MALE Spermatozoon drink stronger and more powerful. They will have longer tails and be Olympain swimmers and easily fight the ferocious current inside a Woman's Fallopian tubles. The sex-determining double X chromosomes will create next generation of fertilizated eggs that will be all FEMALE as...